The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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