dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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