It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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