Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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