We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.