Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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