That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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