See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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