I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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