well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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