Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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