shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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