I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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