remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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