He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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