escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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