You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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