Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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