If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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