and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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