I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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