Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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