Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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