There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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