oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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