He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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