I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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