How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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