He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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