I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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