I'm so fucking centered right now
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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