The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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