Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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