Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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