it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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