You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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