she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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