Got a toothbrush?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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