Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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