We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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