What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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