i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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