At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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