so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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