like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
