East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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