i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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