My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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