Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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