She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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