No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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