Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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