Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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