I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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