I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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