and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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