The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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