talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im drinking this country out of the recession.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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