Plan B is the new Plan A
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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